“Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it.” ~ Marshall McLuhan
“A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be.” ~ Anon
“There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother’s age.” ~ ~ Dr. Benjamin Spock quote
“People who say they sleep like babies usually don’t have them.” ~ Leo J. Burke quote
“Parenthood: The state of being better chaperoned than you were before marriage.” ~ Marcelene Cox
“If your baby’s “beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time,” you’re the grandma.” ~ Theresa Bloomingdale
“Making the decision to have a child - it’s momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking outside your body.” ~ Elizabeth Stone
“A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for.” ~ Author Unknown